Jokes.............

موضوع: Jokes............. السبت نوفمبر 28, 2009 3:06 pm

The teacher explains a lesson in the freezing water, he asked one of the children: If you open the faucet in your house, what the water did not reveal a cause
Student: My dad did not pay the invoice

Teacher: Why the Black Sea was called by that name? ... Student: because it is sad at the Dead Sea

Teacher: What did the Romans when they crossed the Mediterranean Sea? ... Student: Ajafvo clothes

Teacher: Where were you born Mutanabi? ... Student: on page 34

Student Teacher: Do you people are punished for something they did not do? ... Teacher: Of course not ... Student: I did not disband due

The teacher told a student to punish him wrong: I smite thee because I love you.
Student: Unfortunately I can not feel the same Obadlk
Science teacher asked what the benefit of my ears? ... Student: it prevents the glasses from falling, sir

The child said to his mother: a science teacher does not know any information about the material.
Mother: How do you know?
Child: it is always asking us, and we answer

موضوع: رد: Jokes............. الأحد يناير 24, 2010 6:21 pm

those were verrrrrrrrrrry funny thx alot